Are We at the End of Times? Pope Francis Cancels the Bible and Proposes to Create a New Holy Book

Are We at the End of Times? Pope Francis Cancels the Bible and Proposes to Create a New Holy Book
Pope Francis surprised the world today by announcing that the Bible is totally out of date and needs radical change; thus, the Bible is officially canceled and the church announces a meeting with different personalities, with whom it will be decided, the book to replace it, as well as the name and content. Some names are already under study and the most plausible is 'Bible 2000'.
'We can't keep trying to speak to our audience in a whole new world with an old book that is several thousand years old. We are losing disciples and have to try to modernize the church, rewrite the Word of God, even if it is only the Old Testament, in which there are certain passages that it is better not to repeat', declared the Pope.
The news fell like an atom bomb among the most conservative, who consider it a blasphemy:

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